Gather ’round, young jesters, for a feast of laughter awaits! Turkeys, those feathered friends of the farmyard, have long been a source of amusement and wonder. With their waddling walks and amusing gobbles, these birds have inspired a flock of jokes that are bound to tickle your funny bone. So, grab a drumstick and get ready to gobble up some giggles with these silly turkey jokes for kids!
Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids
1. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
2. Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble?
Because they never had good table manners.
3. What has feathers and webbed feet?
A turkey wearing scuba gear
4. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Drumsticks for everyone!
5. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey, he’s stuffed!
6. What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A turkey!
7. Why can’t you take a turkey near little kids?
He has such fowl language!
8. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
9. Can a turkey jump higher than the Statue of Liberty?
Yes, the Statue of Liberty can’t jump!
10. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
11. Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
12. When is the best time to eat turkey?
When someone else cooked it and it’s on the dinner table!
13. Why did the turkey call it quits at the farm?
He was tired of the fowl language.
14. Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they can’t talk!
15. Why were the turkeys parading down the street?
They were marching to the beat of their own drumsticks.
16. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’m not sure but I’ll let you know next week!
17. How did you know a turkey likes his dinner?
He gobbles it up!
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18. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play!
19. What sound does a turkey make in space?
Hubble Hubble
20. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing Wing!
21. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Apple-gobbler
Funny Jokes About Thanksgiving Food
22. What kind of vegetables would your family like on Thanksgiving?
Beets me!
23. Where did the first corn come from?
The stalk brought it!
24. Why was the Thanksgiving vegetable side dish so expensive?
It has 24 carrots!
25. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game?
Squash
26. What vegetable was hiding in the basement on Thanksgiving?
Cellar-y
27. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
28. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on Thanksgiving?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
29. How Do you fix a broken pumpkin pie?
With a pumpkin patch!
30. Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?
He lost track of Thyme
31. Who helped the squash cross the road?
The crossing gourd
32. A potato and a sweet potato were playing on the playground. The sweet potato told the potato,”Hey, I just found out I’m related to you.” The potato said,” No you’re are not!”
The sweet potato said back,”Yes, I yam.”
33. I was going to serve sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving, but I sat on them. What should I serve now?
Squash
34. What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
Funny Jokes About Pilgrims
35. What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
36. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
37. Why do the Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants on?
Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
38. If the pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age!
39. What do you call a Pilgrim’s vocabulary?
Pilgrammar
40. Why did the Pilgrim not want to bake the bread for Thanksgiving?
It’s a crummy job
41. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn’t get a moose in the oven.
Funny Jokes About Thanksgiving Day
42. What do you wear to a Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST
43. What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
One has gobblers, the other has goblins!
44. What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving!
45. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The G!
Fowl-Filled Farewell: The End of Our Turkey Tale
Alas, dear readers, our journey through the land of turkey humor must come to a close. But fear not, for the laughter lingers like the aroma of a freshly baked pumpkin pie. Whether you’re sharing these jokes around the Thanksgiving table or giggling with friends in the schoolyard, remember that a good laugh is always in season. So, until we meet again, may your days be filled with joy, your hearts with gratitude, and your bellies with turkey – both roasted and roasted in laughter!