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50 Minion Dad Jokes To Add Some Sunshine on Your Day!

by Hazel

Minions, with their boundless energy and adorable antics, have captured the hearts of millions around the world. These little yellow creatures, known for their love of bananas and quirky sense of humor, are the perfect inspiration for some lighthearted dad jokes. Whether you’re a fan of the Despicable Me series or just in need of a good laugh, these minion-themed dad jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy these minion dad jokes that will have you giggling like Gru’s mischievous minions!

Minion Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day

1. What does the minion sing to his Valentine?
You’re one in a minion, wo-ohhh.

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2. What do you do if you don’t like minions?
Don’t worry, they Gru on us too.

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3. What did the minion say to the Doctor?
He’s not peeling well.

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4. Why did the minion cross the road?
To get to his banana

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5. What did the minion say to the banana?
I find you a-peel-ing (just kidding, ‘BANANA!’)

6. What did the banana say to the minion?
Nothing, bananas can’t talk, silly.

7. What’s a minion’s favourite fashion accessory?
Ban-dana

8. What do dentists advise minions to do?
Brush your teeth and Gru-gle.

9. Where do minions love to go on holiday?
The Bananas

10. What buzzes and chases minions away from flowers?
A despicable bee

11. What’s Bob’s favourite song?
Yellow by Coldplay

12. What movie do minions love to go see in the cinema?
Minion Impossible

13. What does a minion mum call her offspring?
Mini-one

14. What’s the one costume Stuart can’t wear at Halloween?
Pirate

15. What’s a minion’s costume of choice instead?
Boo-nana

16. What happened to the minion who lost his mind?
He went bananas

17. What did the minion get when he ordered from Starbucks?
Despicable tea

18. What did the minion lose when he went home?
Despicable key

19. What did the minion have to pay when he got a parking ticket?
A despicable fee

20. What do you call a really bad minion joke?
You might say it’s Gru-some

21. What does a minion give his friend for their birthday?
A Gru-pon

22. What does a minion give his best friend for their birthday?
A banana

23. What’s one word you should never call a minion?
Normal

24. What role did the minion play in Friends?
Gunther (his hair was brighter than the sun)

25. What’s a minion’s favourite scifi film?
Minion in Black

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26. What’s a minion’s favourite pop group?
Bananarama

27. How many minions are there?
I don’t know, why don’t you Gru-gle it.

28. What do you call a minion who is water-skiing?
A banana boat

29. What do you call the minion who’s sitting on the minion banana boat?
A little bit crazy

30. What do you call the minion who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie

31. What does Bob say when he answers his phone?
Yellow

32. Where do minions go to learn on weekends?
Sundae school

33. What sickness did the minion get while travelling?
Yellow fever

34. What animal does a minion like the most?
Sheep (because it goes baaa-nanas)

35. What does a minion call his grandmother?
Ba-Nana

36. What kinds of jokes do minions like to tell their friends?
Side-splitting ones

37. Why are minions not lonely?
They hang out in bunches

38. How did those minions feel who weren’t Gru’s favourites?
They were green with envy

39. Why do minions like classical music?
Beethoven’s banana-na, banana-na really appeals to them

40. What’s a minion’s favourite car?
A SubaGru

41. What do you call a minion who follows his favourite band around?
A Gru-pie

42. What does the minion order at his favourite restaurant?
Filet minion

43. Why Gru play the lottery?
He wanted to win a minion dollars

44. What’s Bob’s biggest wish?
That he Gru

45. How does Stuart make sure his friends stay safe?
He keeps an eye on them

46. What do you call a minion who does way too much for his master?
Overkill

47. What is Kevin’s favourite sport?
One where you can really peel the burn (golf, it’s golf.)

48. What did minions always dread in school?
The Gru-p project

49. Why did the minion get his hair cut?
Because he had split ends

50. What’s the best way to greet Kevin, Stuart, and Bob?
Yellow, yellow, yellow

Conclusion

Minions and dad jokes are a match made in comedy heaven. With their love of bananas and quirky personalities, minions provide endless inspiration for jokes that are sure to brighten anyone’s day. Whether you’re a fan of the Despicable Me series or just enjoy a good laugh, these minion dad jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face. So, the next time you need a dose of humor, remember these jokes and let the laughter begin!

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