Gardening is not only about cultivating plants but also about cultivating joy and humor. Dad jokes, with their punny nature and wholesome charm, fit perfectly into the gardening world. Here’s a collection of 50 garden dad jokes to keep your spirits high while you tend to your plants.
Best Dad Gardening Jokes
1. My gardener talked to me about edible herbs I can grow
It was sage advice.
2. Did you hear about the gardener who went crazy?
He was hearing voices in his shed
3. I stood in my garden early yesterday morning wondering where the sun had gone
Then it dawned on me.
4. So my neighbour sees me kneeling down, busy in my garden and asks what I’m doing
“I’m putting all my plants in alphabetical order”
“Really?! I don’t know how you find the time!”
“It’s right next to the sage”
5. I started growing some fungi in my garden, but it failed miserably
I guess there is mushroom for improvement
6. My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes nude in her garden…
Personally, I’m on the fence
7. I have a bird feeder in the garden
It also works as a cat feeder
8. How did the millionaire gardener get rich so quick?
He was running a huge pansy scheme
9. Why is Incredible Hulk such a good gardener?
He’s got green fingers.
10. I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from gardens
I was raking it in
11. A friend perfected his garden flower beds through a process of trowel and error
12. What is the gardener’s favourite novel?
War and Peas
13. A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water
I think he meant well
14. Why did the gardener quit?
His celery wasn’t high enough
15. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi
16. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
17. What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
18. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming
19. I used to have a job making furniture out of plants
I’ll tell you, it was no bed of roses.
20. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
21. I’m making a belt decorated with herbs from my garden
My friends tell me it’s a waist of thyme
22. I used to be terrified of gardening
Then I grew a pear
23. It turns out my front lawn is chicken proof
It’s impeccable
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24. What is brown and runs round the garden?
A fence
25. What do you call a homeless snail? A slug
26. What do you call a tree from another planet?
A extra-tree-restrial
27. What do trees drink?
Root Beer
28. What do you call two rows of vegetables?
A duel cabbage way
29. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
What’s up, bud?!
30. What do you call a cheerleading herb?
An encourage mint!
31. I think I saw Michael J. Fox at the garden centre yesterday. It might not have been him though, he had his back to the fuchsia
32. I put an electric fence around my garden. My neighbour is dead against it
33. Why couldn’t the gardener plant any flowers?
He hadn’t botany!
34. What do you call a nervous tree?
A sweaty palm!
35. What position does a baby plant serve in the army?
Infant tree
36. I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants
But you’ve probably heard of herbivore
37. I can cut down a tree just by looking at it
It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes.
38. Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle!
39. My wife told me I planted the wrong flowers…
oopsie daisy
40. What part of a plant has the most friends?
The Bud
41. What game to herbs play at parties?
Pass the parsley
42. What is small, red and whispers?
A horseradish
43. Which vegetable is always shivering?
A chilli
44. I was really impressed by the gardener I saw the other day.
He was out standing in his field.
45. What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
Squash
46. What did the George Michael say to the gardener?
Rake Me Up Before You Hoe Hoe.
47. Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was ahead!
48. I told my wife that what she is wearing is inappropriate for gardening.
But she’s digging in her heels.
49. Yet again, someone has added more soil to my allotment
The plot thickens…
50. How can you tell when a plant is scared?
It soils itself
Conclusion
Gardening and humor go hand in hand, bringing joy to both the garden and the gardener. These 50 garden dad jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, and fellow garden enthusiasts. Whether you’re weeding, planting, or just enjoying your garden, these jokes will surely add a touch of laughter to your day.
In conclusion, garden dad jokes are a delightful way to combine the joys of gardening with the lightheartedness of humor. With these 50 jokes, you’ll always have a reason to smile while you nurture your plants and enjoy the beauty of your garden. So, next time you’re out in the garden, remember these jokes and let the laughter grow!