Mornings can sometimes be challenging, especially for kids who might prefer a few more minutes of sleep. What better way to start the day than with a hearty laugh? Sharing a funny joke at breakfast can set a positive tone for the day ahead. Here are 40 cute and unique morning jokes that are perfect for kids.
Morning Laughter for Kids
1. Why did the morning coffee never talk to the herbal drinks? – Because they weren’t really his cup of tea.
2. What do you call a radio that only works in the morning? – An AM radio.
3. Which superhero delivers the morning papers? – Newspaperman.
4. What did the woman say before telling jokes in the ‘early mornings? – “You up for it?”
5. What drink do lobsters have in the morning? – Claw-fee.
6. What happens when you finish drinking your cup of tea in the morning? – It becomes emptea.
7. What do they usually serve for breakfast at the North Pole? – Snowflakes.
8. What does Tony Stark always eat in the morning for breakfast? – Iron bran.
9. How does a panda make pancakes in the morning? – With a pan… duh!
10. What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes? – Traffic jam!
11. Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee? – He’s on a deery-free diet.
12. What do cows read in the morning? – The moospaper!
13. Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning? – Twirly.
14. How did the man burn calories in the morning? – He forgot his bagel in the toaster.
15. What did the tightrope walker do at the ATM every morning? – She checked her balance.
16. How does coffee usually help in the morning? – It makes people coffeedent.
17. What do you call a morning concert performed in a toaster? A pop music festival!
18. How do you make a cup of tea laugh? You steep up its day in the morning!
19. What did one omelette say to the other omelette at breakfast? – “You’re cracking me up!”
20. Why did the calendar feel lonely in the morning? – Because all its days are numbered!
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21. Why did the alarm clock go to therapy? – Because it had a wake-up call.
22. How does a farmer start his morning? – With a “hay” fever.
23. Did you hear about the coffee that joined a gym? – Now it’s always grinding
24. What did the Cyclops say every Monday morning? – Eye don’t want to get up.
25. How did the man burn 800 calories in the morning easily? – He forgot his pizza inside his oven.
26. What does a cup say to the coffee every morning? – “You’re brew-ti-ful.”
27. Why did the rooster always know what time it was? – Because he had a good alarm cluck!
28. What did the sun say to the sleepy moon? – “Wake up and shine already!’”
29. Why did the coffee file a police report? – It got mugged!
30. What do you call a person who is addicted to breakfast food? – A cereal killer!
31. Why did the baker feel bad in the morning? – He kneaded more sleep.
32. What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish? – You rise and shine every morning.
33. How do nuns get up at 5:00 am every morning? – You get into the habit.
34. Why do birds always sing in the morning? Because they don’t go to work.
35. Where do eggs enjoy their morning coffee? – On the poach.
36. How is a pig’s tail like 4:00 in the morning? – It’s twirly.
37. Every single morning, I get hit by the same bike. It’s a vicious cycle.
38. I was grilling steak this morning. Didn’t mean to wagyu up.
39. My mom told me it was really foggy this morning but I must of mist it.
40. Did you hear about the man that woke up in the morning and forgot which side the sun rises from? It eventually dawned on him.
Conclusion
Starting the day with laughter is a simple yet effective way to bring joy and positivity into your morning routine. These 40 cute morning jokes for kids are sure to bring smiles and giggles to breakfast time, making the start of the day a lot more fun. So, go ahead and share a joke or two with your little ones and watch them head off to school with a big smile on their face. Remember, a day that starts with laughter is bound to be a great one!