Knock-knock jokes have always been a fun and playful way to share a laugh. When it comes to spicing up your relationship with a bit of cheeky humor, these naughty knock-knock jokes are perfect for adding some extra sizzle to your conversations. Whether you’re looking to tease, flirt, or simply share a laugh, these jokes will help you connect with your boyfriend in a fun and intimate way. So, get ready to knock on the door of humor and open up to some delightful and dirty fun.
Naughty Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Mayan Ipples. (Mayan Ipples who?) Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.
2. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Izzy Data. (Izzy Data who?) Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
3. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) A yam. (A yam who?) A yam so wet for you right now.
4. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Amanda squeeze. (Amanda squeeze who?) You want amanda squeeze you all night?
5. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Tara. (Tara who?) Tara McClosoff.
6. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Someone. (Someone who?) Someone who will get you laid.
7. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) [Sexy voice:] Who would you like it to be?
8. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Justin. (Justin who?) You’re justin time to see me strip for you.
9. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ben. (Ben who?) Ben down and kiss my booty!
10. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivanna Seymour. (Ivanna Seymour who?) Ivanna Seymour of you, naked.
11. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Parton! (Parton who?) Parton my lips for you.
12. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivana. (Ivana who?) Ivana kiss you all over.
13. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ivan. (Ivan who?) Ivan to do something naughty with you!
14. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Anita! Anita who? Anita you right now!
15. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ida. (Ida who?) Ida rather be naked with you right now.
16. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Dewey! (Dewey who?) Dewey have a condom handy?
17. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ida Comfort. (Ida Comfort who?) Ida comfort you a long time ago if I’d known how hot you are.
18. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Al. (Al who?) Al let you touch my booty if you open this door.
19. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ben Hur. (Ben Hur who?) Ben hur over!
20. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Iguana. (Iguana who?) Iguana feel you up, baby.
21. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ice cream. (Ice cream who?) Ice cream for you all night long.
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22. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Dozer. (Dozer who?) Dozer some great assets you got there.
23. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Baby owl. (Baby owl who?) Baby owl see you later at my place.
24. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Howie. (Howie who?) Howie gonna get freaky tonight?
25. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Gladiator. (Gladiator who?) Gladiator during that threesome.
26. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Boo. (Boo who?) Will you stop crying if I give you a kiss?
27. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you glad this isn’t actually a banana?
28. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) When where. (When where who?) Tonight, my place, you and me.
29. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Do you want two CDs? (Do you want two CDs who?) Do you want to CDs nudes?
30. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Jamaican. (Jamaican who?) Jamaican me horny.
31. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Anita. (Anita who?) Anita you inside me.
32. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Waiter. (Waiter who?) Just waiter I get my hands on you.
33. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Baghdad. (Baghdad who?) I’d love to see you Baghdad ass up.
34. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Disguise. (Disguise who?) Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better.
35. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Ike Anne. (Ike Anne who?) Ike Anne rock your world, baby.
36. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Phil. (Phil who?) Phil McCrackin.
37. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you excited to see me naked later?
38. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Lisa. (Lisa who?) Lisa you could do is help me get these pants off.
39. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) King Yvonne. (King Yvonne who?) Kinky Von Kinkster, at your service.
40. Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Boss bank. (Boss bank who?) Boss bank you tonight if you’re naughty.
41. Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Oman. Oman who? Oman, you sure are cute!
42. Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do like you!
Conclusion
There you have it – 42 naughty knock-knock jokes designed to add a bit of spice to your relationship. Sharing these jokes with your boyfriend can be a fun way to flirt and build intimacy, turning everyday moments into playful exchanges. Whether you’re looking to make him laugh, blush, or both, these jokes are sure to hit the mark. Just remember to keep the mood light and the humor consensual, ensuring that your playful banter brings you both closer together.
Humor is a powerful tool in any relationship, and these jokes are perfect for reminding your boyfriend how much you enjoy his company and cherish your time together. So, the next time you’re in the mood to flirt and have a laugh, knock on the door of humor with these cheeky knock-knock jokes and let the fun begin.