“Ted Lasso,” the hit TV show about an American football coach who moves to England to manage a struggling soccer team, has won hearts worldwide with its blend of humor, optimism, and heartfelt moments. Coach Ted Lasso, portrayed by Jason Sudeikis, is known for his quirky yet profound quotes that often leave viewers laughing, thinking, and feeling inspired. Here, we’ve compiled some of Ted Lasso’s most famous quotes, each unique and memorable, to celebrate the wisdom and wit of this beloved character.
Quotes to Inspire and Entertain
1. “I know folks are divided on the actual police these days, but all human beings are opposed to the laugh police”
2. “Don’t sell yourself short. If anything, sell yourself tall and get it altered later.”
3. “I’m like an incomplete list of Madeline Kahn’s best films. I ain’t got no clue.”
4. “You watch, from now on, I’ll be floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee. Except I won’t die immediately after using my stinger.”
5. “You know what my favorite thing was about Sir Isaac Newton? He was so down to Earth.”
6. “Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.”
7. “As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.”
8. “I do love a locker room. It smells like potential.”
9. “I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right.”
10. “If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.”
11. “You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory.”
12. “If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.”
13. “I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you’re just one in 11.”
14. “I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”
15. “It’s just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.”
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16. “If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.”
17. “Your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.”
18. “Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.”
19. “I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that’s being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.”
20. “There’s two buttons I never like to hit: that’s panic and snooze.”
21. “I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we.”
22. “If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.”
23. “I’ve never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it’s all part of growing up.”
24. “Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson — on a high!”
25. “This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able take my eyes off of it, either.”
26. “It’s kind of like back in the ’80s when ‘bad’ meant ‘good.’ ”
27. “You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t want to hear it.”
28. “I think things come into our lives to help us get from one place to a better one.”
29. “When it comes to locker rooms, I like ’em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ’em in one piece, you hear?”
30. “Believe.”
Conclusion
Ted Lasso’s quotes resonate far beyond the realm of soccer, offering lessons on positivity, resilience, teamwork, and the power of belief. His unique blend of humor, wisdom, and optimism has made him an inspirational figure, not just for the characters in the show but for audiences worldwide. These 38 quotes capture the essence of Ted Lasso’s character and the timeless messages he imparts, reminding us all to face life’s challenges with a smile, an open heart, and an unwavering belief in the power of positivity.