Friday is universally celebrated as the gateway to the weekend, a day when excitement and anticipation build for the two days of rest and fun ahead. It’s a day that many children look forward to with enthusiasm, and what better way to mark the end of the week than with a collection of hilarious jokes? In this article, we’ll dive into 40 unique and kid-friendly Friday jokes that are sure to bring joy and laughter to young audiences. From playful puns to whimsical wordplay, these jokes will brighten any Friday.
Funny Friday Jokes To End The Weekdays
1. Why did Friday work out?
It was a weak day for him.
2. What comes after Friday the 13th?
Saturday the 14th!
3. Which day do potatoes fear the most?
Fry-days.
4. When do nuns laugh at Friday jokes?
When the Friday joke is about Good Friday.
5. Which day comes after a Black Friday?
A broke Saturday
6. What is the saddest day for a sad person?
Cry-day.
7. Why does Friday stand (out)?
The next day is sat day.
8. What guarantees to ruin your Friday?
Learning that it was only a Thursday.
9. What do biologists wear to work on Friday?
Genes.
10. Why do geologists shop on Friday?
For the great weekend shales!
11. Which country has a Fry-day every day?
Grease.
12. What comes after Black Friday?
Broke Saturday.
13. What did the fruit ask at the end of the workweek?
Orange you glad it’s Friday?
14. What is the best Friday of the year?
The Good Friday.
15. Where can you save 100% on Black Friday?
At home – by not shopping.
16. What would an exhausted employee do to Friday if Friday was a person?
Grab it and never let go.
17. Why didn’t Friday take anything seriously?
It was a casual Friday.
18. Which day does a piloting student long for?
Fly-day.
19. What do cows do on Friday nights?
Go to the mooooooovies.
20. What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up?
Weekend do it!
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21. Which day of the week goes faster than a lightning bolt?
Fridays.
22. What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons?
Realizing it’s just Wednesday.
23. Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday?
They were all booked up.
24. What is the best day for people with dimples?
Smile-day.
25. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
Monday the 16th.
26. Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday?
Because the prices were Solo.
27. What did the lazy guy do the day after Friday?
He sat.
28. What is the most favourite day for a window shopper?
Buy Day
29. Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday?
It Crêpe’d up on him.
30. Why is Friday a happy day?
Because the next day is a sadder day
31. What comes after a good Friday?
A Saturday.
32. What’s a hungry person’s favourite day of the week?
Pie-day
33. Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday?
He ran out of steam
34. What day of the week did the Toad like the most?
Fly-day.
35. What’s an introvert’s favourite day of the week?
Shy-day
36. How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Friday?
Friday is the name of his horse.
37. I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious.
I’m just a little bit stitious.
38. What day is worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the 13th
39. What’s Jack Black’s favourite day of the year?
Black Friday
40. Why did Friday seek a doctor’s advice?
He felt week.
The Joy of Friday Jokes
Friday jokes are a fantastic way to celebrate the end of the school week and the beginning of the weekend. They bring humor and excitement to children, making the anticipation of the weekend even more enjoyable. By sharing these jokes with friends and family, kids can spread laughter and create memorable moments.
These jokes are perfect for classroom settings, family gatherings, or even as a fun way to start the weekend. With a mix of playful puns and cheerful humor, they capture the essence of Friday and the joy it brings. So, next time you’re gearing up for the weekend, remember these jokes and share them to add a bit more laughter to your Friday.