Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and, of course, laughter. What better way to bring some extra joy to your Thanksgiving feast than with some hilarious turkey jokes? Here, we’ve curated 40 unique and side-splitting jokes about turkeys to keep your holiday entertaining and lively.
Why Did the Turkey Cross the Road?
1. To prove he wasn’t chicken.
2. Because it was Thanksgiving and he wanted people to think he was a chicken.
3. To get to the other side… of the dinner table!
4. He saw a sign that said, “Turkey ahead,” and he wanted to avoid the traffic.
Turkey’s Thanksgiving Wish
5. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet a plan for a great escape!
6. What did the turkey wish for at the end of the meal?
To live another day and gobble another way.
7. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
Turkey Talk at the Table
8. What do you get if you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A bird that can pluck itself!
9. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
He was already stuffed.
10. What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Gobble Gobble Giggles
11. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners.
12. What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google.
13. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
Turkey and Friends
14. What do you call a turkey’s evil twin?
A goblin.
15. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving.
16. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
So it could have a roast.
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Feathered Fun
17. Why are turkeys bad at basketball?
They always get stuffed.
18. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
19. What do you call a turkey that’s always getting into fights?
A jive turkey.
Turkey’s Best Comebacks
20. Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin pie?
Because it wanted to hide in the middle of the dessert.
21. What did the turkey say when it was caught?
“Wattle I do now?”
22. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because it had drumsticks.
Thanksgiving Day Laughs
23. Why did the turkey join the marathon?
To run off all the stuffing!
24. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The turkey trot.
25. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“I’m stuffed!”
Turkey Time Antics
26. Why don’t turkeys tell secrets?
Because they always gobble.
27. What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
Feather dusters.
28. Why did the turkey stay out of the sun?
It didn’t want to be a roasted turkey.
More Turkey Talk
29. How do you make a turkey float?
You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
30. Why was the turkey sent to jail?
Because it was suspected of fowl play.
31. What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack, quack!”
Turkey Troubles
32. Why did the turkey get in trouble at school?
For using fowl language.
33. What do you call a turkey that runs away?
Fast food.
34. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet a plan for escape.
Festive Fowl
35. Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they’re always stuffed.
36. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
Have peck-nics.
37. How do turkeys end a letter?
“Best Fishes!”
Thanksgiving Day Chuckles
38. Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin pie?
It wanted to squash it.
39. What did the turkey say to the farmer?
“Quack, quack! I’m a duck!”
40. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to dinner?
It was ready for a fowl holiday.
Conclusion
These 40 turkey-themed Thanksgiving jokes are sure to add a festive flair to your holiday celebration. Whether you share them around the dinner table, use them to entertain guests while the turkey roasts, or include them in Thanksgiving cards and messages, these jokes will spread joy and laughter. Thanksgiving is a time to appreciate the good things in life and enjoy the company of loved ones. A hearty laugh can make the holiday even more memorable and meaningful. So, gather your friends and family, share these jokes, and enjoy a Thanksgiving filled with warmth, laughter, and gratitude.