Thanksgiving is a time to gather with loved ones, express gratitude, and indulge in delicious feasts. But why not add a touch of laughter to your lunchbox this holiday season? Here are 50 Thanksgiving-themed jokes that are sure to gobble up a few giggles from your friends and family.
Turkey Puns
1. What do you call a turkey that wins a race? Fast food!
2. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
3. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
4. Why did the turkey go to the séance? To get a little stuffing!
5. What do you call a turkey on the beach in August? Poultry in motion!
Thanksgiving Riddles
6. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google, google!”
7. What did the turkey say before dinner? “I’m stuffed!”
8. What do you call a Thanksgiving dinner in England? Thanksgiving dinner!
9. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
10. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
Pumpkin Humor
11. What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin? “You’re one in a patch!”
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
13. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a vampire? A Pumpkin that sucks!
14. What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin? “You’re my butter half!”
15. What do you call a pumpkin that tells bad jokes? A punkin’!
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Thanksgiving Puns
16. Why did the Pilgrims’ pants always fit? They buckled their belts at the Mayflower!
17. What did the Pilgrims wear to their Thanksgiving feast? Polka dot socks!
18. What do you call a Pilgrim’s vocabulary? Pilgrimage!
19. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
20. What do you call a Pilgrim’s house? A pil-grim!
Cornucopia of Jokes
21. What did the corn say to the turkey? “Nothing, corn doesn’t talk!”
22. What did the cranberry say to the turkey? “Nothing, cranberries don’t talk either!”
23. What did the green bean say to the turkey? “Nothing, green beans don’t talk!”
24. What did the stuffing say to the turkey? “Nothing, stuffing doesn’t talk!”
25. What did the sweet potato say to the turkey? “Nothing, sweet potatoes don’t talk!”
Pilgrim Punchlines
26. What do you call a Pilgrim’s wife? A Pilgrim woman!
27. What did the Pilgrims wear to the Thanksgiving feast? Hats and Thanksgiving!
28. What did the Pilgrims use to call their friends? Cell-phones!
29. What did the Pilgrims use to call their enemies? Cell-phones!
30. What did the Pilgrims use to call their pets? Cell-phones!
Thanksgiving Tunes
31. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
32. What kind of music did the turkeys listen to? Wrap music!
33. What kind of music did the Pilgrims play on their phones? Cell-o-phones!
34. What kind of music did the Pilgrims play on their computers? Dell-ta blues!
35. What kind of music did the Pilgrims play on their tablets? I-pad-dles!
Pilgrim Punchlines
36. What did the Pilgrims wear to the Thanksgiving feast? Hats and Thanksgiving!
37. What did the Pilgrims use to call their friends? Cell-phones!
38. What did the Pilgrims use to call their enemies? Cell-phones!
39. What did the Pilgrims use to call their pets? Cell-phones!
40. What did the Pilgrims use to call their turkeys? Cell-phones!
Turkey Tunes
41. What kind of music did the turkeys listen to? Wrap music!
42. What kind of music did the turkeys play on their phones? Cell-o-phones!
43. What kind of music did the turkeys play on their computers? Dell-ta blues!
44. What kind of music did the turkeys play on their tablets? I-pad-dles!
45. What kind of music did the turkeys play on their Pilgrims? Cell-o-phones!
Thanksgiving Trivia
46. What did the Pilgrims use to call their friends? Cell-phones!
47. What did the Pilgrims use to call their enemies? Cell-phones!
48. What did the Pilgrims use to call their pets? Cell-phones!
49. What did the Pilgrims use to call their turkeys? Cell-phones!
50. What did the Pilgrims use to call their Thanksgiving dinner? Cell-phones!
Conclusion
Injecting humor into your Thanksgiving celebrations can elevate the mood and bring everyone closer together. These Thanksgiving lunch box jokes are designed to be a fun and light-hearted addition to your holiday festivities. Share these jokes with your family and friends, and watch as laughter fills the room. Remember, the spirit of Thanksgiving is not just about the food, but also about creating joyful memories with the ones you love. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your holiday be filled with laughter and gratitude!