Christmas is a time of joy, laughter, and togetherness. For middle school students, it’s also a season filled with excitement, holiday activities, and a well-deserved break from the rigors of school. One way to enhance the festive spirit is by sharing some good-natured jokes that can bring smiles and laughter to friends, family, and classmates. Whether it’s in the classroom, at a holiday party, or around the dinner table, these jokes are sure to spread cheer. In this article, we’ve compiled 40 Christmas jokes that are perfect for middle schoolers. Enjoy these chuckles and make your holiday season even brighter!
Santa Jokes
1. Why did Santa go to music school?
So he could improve his wrapping skills.
2. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
3. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
He keeps a log.
4. What do you call a Santa who loses his pants?
Saint Knicker-less.
5. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf” esteem.
6. What do you call Santa when he’s on a diet?
Skinny Claus.
7. How does Santa deliver presents to cats?
On Santa Paws.
8. Why doesn’t Santa use a GPS?
Because he knows where all the bad roads lead.
Reindeer Jokes
9. Why do reindeer wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
10. What did the reindeer say before telling a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
11. How do you get into a reindeer’s house?
You ring the “deer” bell.
12. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments.
13. What do reindeer say to their kids?
Deer, you better behave, or you’ll end up on the naughty list!
14. Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses?
Because he didn’t want to be recognized.
15. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history!
16. How does a reindeer clean its fur?
With a h-antler brush.
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Elf Jokes
17. Why don’t elves ever use social media?
They prefer to keep things private.
18. How do elves learn to read?
They start with the elf-abet.
19. What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills.
20. Why did the elf sit on a clock?
He wanted to be on time.
21. How do elves keep their hands clean?
With Santa-tizer.
22. What did the elf say after a stressful day?
I could use some elf-care.
23. Why don’t elves play cards?
Because of the risk of getting dealt a “bad hand.”
24. What kind of pictures do elves take?
Elfies.
Christmas Tree Jokes
25. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.
26. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pine-apple!
27. Why don’t Christmas trees knit?
They don’t have any needles left.
28. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
They both drop needles.
29. How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
They spruce themselves up.
30. What do you call a Christmas tree that knows kung fu?
Spruce Lee.
31. Why was the Christmas tree so popular?
Because it was pining for attention.
32. How do you know if a Christmas tree is really good at its job?
It’s always “lit”!
Snowman Jokes
33. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
34. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
35. Why was the snowman looking through carrots?
He was picking his nose.
36. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
You’re really starting to bug me.
37. Why don’t snowmen ever fight?
They just chill out.
38. What do snowmen do when they’re bored?
They just go out and have a ball.
39. Why was the snowman so calm?
Because he had a cool attitude.
40. How do snowmen get around?
They ride their “icicles”!
Conclusion
These 40 Christmas jokes are designed to bring joy and laughter to middle school students during the festive season. Whether shared in the classroom, at a holiday gathering, or just among friends, these jokes will surely add to the holiday cheer. Remember, Christmas is a time for joy, and what better way to spread happiness than with a good laugh? So, enjoy these jokes, share them with others, and make this Christmas season one to remember with lots of smiles and laughter!