Thanksgiving is a time for family, gratitude, and, of course, a whole lot of laughter! Kids love to get involved in the festivities, and what better way to keep the spirit light and fun than with some Thanksgiving-themed jokes? These one-liners are perfect for sharing at the dinner table, during the holiday road trip, or while waiting for the turkey to come out of the oven. Let’s dive into 39 hilarious Thanksgiving jokes that will have the kids giggling all day long!
Turkey Jokes
1. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
3. Why was the turkey the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?
Because it had the perfect beat!
4. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, wing!”
5. Why don’t turkeys fly?
They’re too stuffed!
6. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving!
7. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google!”
8. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
10. Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
It was already stuffed!
Pumpkin Jokes
11. What do you call a pumpkin who works at the beach?
A life-gourd!
12. Why did the pumpkin sit on the doorstep?
Because it had no guts!
13. How do pumpkins greet each other?
“Gourd to see you!”
14. What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
15. Why was the pumpkin so bad at sports?
Because it kept getting smashed!
16. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
17. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
18. What did one pumpkin say to the other on Thanksgiving?
“You’re gourd-geous!”
19. Why do pumpkins sit out in the sun?
To turn into pumpkin pies!
20. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
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Corny Jokes
21. What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel!
22. Why did the corn break up with the tomato?
It couldn’t catch up!
23. What did the corn say to the farmer?
“Stop stalking me!”
24. How does corn listen to music?
On its earphones!
25. What do you get when a corn stalk tells a joke?
A corny joke!
26. Why was the corn always complaining?
Because it was in a really tough husk!
27. What do you call a single kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
28. Why did the corn go to the doctor?
It had an ear-ache!
29. What did the corn say when it received a compliment?
“Aww, shucks!”
30. How do you make sweet corn?
Whisper sweet nothings to it!
Pie Jokes
31. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pumpkin pi!
32. Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling!
33. What did the apple pie say after Thanksgiving dinner?
“I’m crust the best!”
34. Why was the pie worried?
It had too many fillings!
35. What’s a pie’s favorite game?
Pie-tennis!
36. What do you get when you cross a pie and a snake?
A python!
37. Why did the pie fight with the cake?
They couldn’t agree on who was sweeter!
38. How do you know if a pie is telling the truth?
It never crumbles!
39. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?
It wanted to be a smart cookie!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is all about coming together, sharing delicious food, and making memories with loved ones. Adding a bit of humor to the mix makes the holiday even more enjoyable, especially for the little ones. These 39 one-liner jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to your Thanksgiving celebration, giving everyone another reason to be thankful. Whether you’re sharing these jokes around the table or during your Thanksgiving travels, they’ll help create a fun and joyful atmosphere for everyone. Enjoy the giggles, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!