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40 Hilarious Easter Dad Jokes to Crack You Up

by Hazel

Easter is a time for family, fun, and of course, laughter. One of the best ways to bring smiles to faces during this festive holiday is through humor, particularly the classic dad joke. Dad jokes are known for their punny nature and groan-worthy punchlines, making them perfect for all ages. This article presents a collection of 40 funny Easter dad jokes that will surely lighten the mood and entertain everyone at your Easter gathering.

1. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead.

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2. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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3. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does hare-obics!

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4. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker.

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5. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!

6. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny!

7. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray!

8. What do you call a rabbit who wears a fur coat in summer? A hot cross bunny.

9. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.

10. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold!

11. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line.

12. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.

13. Where do bunnies go when they get married? To the egg chapel!

14. Why can’t you trust an Easter egg? Because they might crack up!

15. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.

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16. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

17. What did the Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? “Have you heard any good yolks lately?”

18. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because it kept quacking all the eggs!

19. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny!

20. How does an Easter chick bake a cake? From scratch!

21. What kind of beans never grow in a garden? Jelly beans!

22. Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!

23. What do you call an egg that tells jokes? A yolker!

24. Why do we paint eggs every year? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them!

25. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.

26. Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps!

27. What do you call a bunny who tells bad jokes? A hare-brained comedian!

28. Why did the Easter egg family go to school? To get egg-ducated!

29. How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it!

30. What do you call a rabbit with a bad attitude? A hare-raising experience!

31. What do you call a rabbit who is really good at math? A multiply-er!

32. How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes? You never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

33. What do you call a bunny that is really good at basketball? A basket bunny!

34. Why did the Easter Bunny get a job? He had the most eggs-perience!

35. What do you call a rabbit who loves to dance? A bunny hop!

36. Why did the Easter egg break up with the chicken? It found someone egg-citing!

37. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!

38. Why did the Easter Bunny go to school? To improve his egg-ucation!

39. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A punny bunny!

40. How do you know when the Easter Bunny is near? Eggs marks the spot!

Conclusion

These dad jokes are sure to bring laughter and joy to your Easter celebrations. Whether you’re sharing them during a family gathering or using them to entertain kids during an egg hunt, these jokes are a delightful way to spread cheer. Enjoy the holiday, and don’t forget to share a few laughs along the way!

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