Christmas is a time for joy, celebration, and laughter. What better way to spread the holiday cheer than with some good old-fashioned Christian jokes? In this article, we’ve compiled 43 of the funniest Christian Christmas jokes to tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to your face. From puns about the nativity to humorous takes on classic Bible stories, these jokes are sure to delight believers and non-believers alike. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through the most wonderful time of the year!
Nativity Jokes
1. What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
2. How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger.
3. What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
4. What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas? ‘Tis the season to be jelly!
5. Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant? It cost a pretty penne!
6. What is a Christmas carol that you can sing to fruits on the happy event? “Have Yourself A Berry Little Christmas.”
7. What did the icy road say to the truck? Want to go for a spin?
Bible Story Jokes
8. What did Moses say when he came down the mountain and saw the Israelites worshipping a golden calf? Holy cow!
9. Who was the world’s first comedian? Samson. He brought the house down.
10. The Pharisees believe in the resurrection of the dead, but the Sadducees don’t. That’s why they’re sad, you see.
11. Who was the smartest person in the Bible? Abraham, he knew a Lot.
12. Who was the first person in the Bible to swear? Job – He cursed the day he was born!
13. How many of each animal did Moses bring onto the ark? None! Moses was never even on the ark! Come on, didn’t you Noah that?
14. The Sunday School teacher asks the children to draw Christmas pictures. She goes over to one student and sees he’s drawn a picture of…a truck! “A truck?” she asks. “The Bible story was about the Wise Men bringing gifts to the baby Jesus in the manger. Why did you draw a truck?” The little boy says, “Well, the Bible says the Wise Men came from afar!”
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Santa Jokes
15. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
16. What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards!
17. What’s Santa’s favourite type of music? Wrap!
18. Who doesn’t Santa like? Rude-olph!
19. Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!
20. What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws!
21. What did Santa say to the computer? Ho ho ho, binary!
22. What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint Nickel-less.
23. Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
24. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas? Sandy Claws!
Christian Puns
25. What is a physics teacher’s favorite Bible verse? Romans 8:39: “Neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.”
26. How do we know God likes coffee? Because the Bible says, He brews.
27. Why wasn’t Boaz a nice man before he got married? He was Ruth-less.
28. Aside from Adam & Eve, who in the Bible had no parents? Joshua, son of Nun (“none”).
29. What type of car would Jesus drive? A Christler.
30. What time of day did God create Adam? Just before eve.
31. It wasn’t the apple in the tree that got us in trouble, but the pair on the ground.
32. What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas treat? Candy canes.
33. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
34. What do sheep say at Christmas? A Merry Christmas to Ewe!
35. What did one Christmas tree say to the other? Lighten up!
36. What do the elves cook with in the kitchen? U-tinsels!
37. Why is a broken drum the best Christmas present? You can’t beat it!
38. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
39. What was Santa’s favourite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
40. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas? Sandy Claws!
41. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? The abdominal snowman.
42. What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who!
43. Why do reindeer like Mrs. Claus so much? She sleighs.
Conclusion
There you have it, 43 hilarious Christian Christmas jokes to spread some holiday cheer! Whether you’re looking for a good laugh or need some material for your next church event, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. So go forth and share the gift of laughter this Christmas season!