Christmas is a time filled with joy, laughter, and festive fun, especially for children. One of the best ways to spread holiday cheer among young ones is through humor, and nothing does it better than light-hearted, easy-to-understand jokes. These jokes can make little ones giggle as they unwrap their presents, wait for Santa, or even help decorate the tree. Below, we’ve compiled 37 unique Christmas jokes designed just for first graders. Each joke is simple, fun, and perfect for the holiday season.
1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
2. Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decemberrrrrr!
3. What does Santa use to keep his garden growing?
Ho-ho-hoses!
4. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
6. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A pine-apple!
7. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Because it kept dropping its needles!
8. What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
9. Why did Rudolph wear sunglasses?
Because he was too cool for Yule!
10. What is Santa’s favorite snack?
Crisp Pringles!
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11. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
12. How do you know when Santa is around?
You can always sense his presents!
13. What does a reindeer hang on its Christmas tree?
Horn-aments!
14. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
15. Why did the Christmas cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
16. How do you keep a Christmas tree from smelling?
Use pine-freshener!
17. What kind of car does an elf drive?
A toy-ota!
18. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
19. What did the big snowman say to the little snowman?
You’re cool!
20. Why did the bell bring a ladder to the Christmas party?
To reach the high notes!
21. How does a snowman lose weight?
He melts away!
22. What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!
23. What do elves eat for lunch?
Wraps!
24. What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music!
25. What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball!
26. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
Aren’t you tired of hanging around?
27. Why did Santa go to school?
To improve his present-tation skills!
28. How do reindeer know what the weather will be?
They check the rein-deer report!
29. What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
30. Why was Santa’s helper feeling down?
He had low elf-esteem!
31. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph!
32. Why was the Christmas tree so happy?
It was full of ornaments and joy!
33. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
34. What kind of bike does Santa ride?
A holly-Davidson!
35. Why did the Christmas lights go to school?
They wanted to be brighter!
36. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
He wanted to keep track of time!
37. What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent night!
Conclusion
There you have it—37 fun-filled Christmas jokes perfect for first graders to enjoy during the festive season. Whether they’re giggling with their friends at school or sharing them with family members during holiday gatherings, these jokes are sure to spread laughter and cheer. Christmas is all about creating memories, and a few light-hearted jokes can make those moments even brighter for young ones. After all, who doesn’t love a good giggle during the most wonderful time of the year?