Thanksgiving is a time for gathering with loved ones, enjoying delicious food, and sharing gratitude. But amid the turkey, stuffing, and pie, there’s always room for some laughter. Thanksgiving jokes and comics can add a fun twist to your holiday celebration, lightening the mood and bringing smiles to everyone’s faces. Below are 35 hilarious jokes to brighten up your Thanksgiving Day. Whether you’re waiting for the turkey to cook or enjoying a post-meal laugh, these jokes will bring joy to your table.
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
2. What kind of music did the pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
3. Why don’t you let a turkey join a band?
Because they always drum up too much attention!
4. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
5. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 24 carrots.
6. What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
7. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan for Thanksgiving!
8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
9. What’s the most musical part of the turkey?
The drumstick!
10. Why did the sweet potatoes join the football team?
They wanted to be spud-tacular!
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11. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use fowl language!
12. What happens when a turkey gets into a fight?
It gets the stuffing knocked out of it!
13. What kind of key won’t open doors?
A turkey!
14. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot!
15. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
Because he was already stuffed!
16. How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie?
With a pumpkin patch!
17. What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
Quack, quack, quack!
18. Why was the cranberry sauce acting up?
It was a little too saucy!
19. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell jokes?
A funny bone!
20. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
21. Why did the turkey go to therapy?
To talk about his fear of Thanksgiving!
22. What did the pilgrims use to bake their bread?
May-flour!
23. What did the turkey say to the mashed potatoes at dinner?
Stop mashing around!
24. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners!
25. Why did the turkey pack his suitcase?
Because he didn’t want to be roasted!
26. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
27. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving!
28. Why didn’t the turkey eat anything on Thanksgiving?
Because it was already on the menu!
29. How did the pilgrims bring their cows to America?
On the moo-flower!
30. Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?
Because he was afraid of getting cooked!
31. What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble!
32. Why didn’t the turkey finish his meal?
Because he was already full of stuffing!
33. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone!
34. Why was the Thanksgiving table so clean?
Because everyone wiped it up with napkins!
35. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop-corn!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is all about food, family, and fun. While we’re giving thanks for all the blessings in our lives, adding a little laughter to the mix with these jokes can make the day even more special. Whether you’re sharing these jokes around the dinner table or during a post-feast gathering, humor is the perfect way to keep spirits high. So this Thanksgiving, let your family and friends enjoy some lighthearted humor, and remember: even the turkey deserves a laugh!