Thanksgiving might be over, but the laughter doesn’t have to stop! The day after Thanksgiving often finds us reminiscing about the delicious feast, the family gatherings, and of course, the unforgettable moments shared. To keep the festive spirit going, here are 37 short jokes to enjoy as you recover from your turkey coma. These jokes are sure to bring smiles, laughter, and perhaps a few eye rolls as you relax and unwind.
Turkey Troubles
1. Why don’t turkeys make good comedians?
Because they always choke on their punchlines.
2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, wing!”
3. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
He was already stuffed.
4. What did the turkey say to the hunter after Thanksgiving?
“Quack, quack!”
5. Why do turkeys always go on diets the day after Thanksgiving?
Because they know they’re next year’s leftovers.
Black Friday Funnies
6. What did the turkey do on Black Friday?
He went into hiding, just in case!
7. Why don’t people shop with turkeys on Black Friday?
Because they always gobble up the sales.
8. Why was the turkey shopping so early?
He wanted to beat the crowds before he got roasted.
9. Why do turkeys hate Black Friday?
Because they’re already overstuffed with Thanksgiving drama!
10. What’s a turkey’s favorite Black Friday deal?
Buy one, get one waddle free!
Post-Feast Puns
11. Why did the pumpkin pie break up with the cranberry sauce?
It found someone a little less tart.
12. How do you describe the feeling after eating Thanksgiving dinner?
Grateful and a little overstuffed.
13. What do you call a Thanksgiving table after the feast?
A crime scene—everything’s been devoured!
14. What’s the hardest part about the day after Thanksgiving?
Deciding which leftovers to eat first.
15. Why didn’t the mashed potatoes get a second date?
They were too smashed.
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Leftover Laughs
16. Why did the turkey leftovers go to therapy?
Because they couldn’t let go of the past.
17. What do you call leftovers that sing?
A ham sandwich quartet.
18. Why did the cranberry sauce bring a microphone?
Because it wanted to make a jam!
19. What did the stuffing say to the turkey on Friday?
“Don’t worry, we’ll stick together again next year.”
20. What’s a leftover’s least favorite activity?
Reheating the conversation from yesterday.
Family Feasts and Fun
21. What did the turkey say to the family gathering on Friday?
“Glad you enjoyed me—now leave my friends alone.”
22. Why did the relatives argue over dessert?
They were pie-lar opposites.
23. What happens when you argue with mashed potatoes?
You just get mashed feelings.
24. What did the aunt say to the gravy on Friday?
“I’m not pouring my emotions out today!”
25. Why didn’t the Thanksgiving table get a second invitation?
Because it couldn’t handle the drama.
Turkey Day Recovery
26. Why did the turkey need a nap after Thanksgiving?
He was exhausted from all the compliments.
27. How does a turkey stay in shape after the holiday?
By running away from leftovers.
28. What’s the best way to recover after Thanksgiving?
Do some squats—leftover pie counts as a weight!
29. Why don’t turkeys play football the day after Thanksgiving?
Because they fowl out too quickly.
30. What’s the turkey’s favorite post-Thanksgiving activity?
Talking smack about the cranberry sauce.
Foodie Giggles
31. Why did the gravy refuse to hang out with the salad?
It didn’t want to get all dressed up.
32. What’s the mashed potatoes’ favorite song?
“I Will Survive.”
33. Why did the pie stay home the day after Thanksgiving?
Because it was feeling crusty.
34. How do leftovers get over their breakup?
They rebound with the microwave.
35. What’s a pie’s least favorite day?
The day after Thanksgiving—it gets devoured!
36. Why did the stuffing feel left out on Friday?
Because it wasn’t the center of attention anymore.
37. Why do we always feel tired after Thanksgiving?
Because we’ve been turkey-ed out!
Conclusion
The day after Thanksgiving can be a little quieter, but these jokes are here to keep the laughter alive. Whether you’re recovering from a food coma or gearing up for some Black Friday shopping, there’s always time for a good joke. Share these with your family and friends to keep the festive spirit going, and remember—it’s never too soon to start planning for next year’s Thanksgiving!