Christmas is a time for joy, laughter, and bringing loved ones together. What better way to spread cheer than with a Christmas joke calendar filled with hilarious jokes to enjoy each day? Whether you’re looking to brighten someone’s day or add a bit of festive fun to your celebrations, these jokes are perfect for everyone. In this article, you’ll find 36 unique Christmas jokes—one for each day of the holiday season—to make everyone smile. Get ready to laugh!
Day 1: Why don’t crabs give Christmas gifts?
Because they’re shellfish!
Day 2: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
Day 3: Why did Santa’s helper feel sad?
He had low “elf-esteem.”
Day 4: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments.
Day 5: Why was the math book so sad at Christmas?
Because it had too many problems.
Day 6: What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas?
Sandy Claws.
Day 7: How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle.”
Day 8: What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
Day 9: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He felt crummy.
Day 10: What’s a snowman’s favorite food?
Chill-i.
Day 11: Why is Christmas the best time for a dog?
Because it’s a pawsome holiday!
Day 12: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.
Day 13: Why don’t Christmas trees sew?
Because they always drop their needles.
Day 14: What’s the best Christmas present?
A broken drum—you just can’t beat it!
Day 15: Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it “soots” him.
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Day 16: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Day 17: What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
Day 18: Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
Because they keep losing their needles!
Day 19: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his “calen-deer.”
Day 20: What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
Day 21: What do snowmen call their kids?
Children of the corn… snow!
Day 22: Why don’t reindeer tell secrets?
Because they are afraid they’ll get “deer-shamed.”
Day 23: What do you call Frosty the Snowman in summer?
A puddle.
Day 24: What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills.
Day 25: How does Santa keep his sleigh in good condition?
He uses reindeer oil.
Day 26: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Day 27: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
“Quit hanging around!”
Day 28: Why don’t elves eat fruitcake?
Because it’s too “elf-explanatory.”
Day 29: What does one snowman say to another?
“Do you smell carrots?”
Day 30: Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Day 31: What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
The “elf”-abet.
Day 32: Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
Because he left his sleigh in a snow-parking zone.
Day 33: What do you call a dog who loves Christmas?
A Santa Paws!
Day 34: What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues.
Day 35: Why did Santa’s little helper go to school?
To improve his “elf-esteem.”
Day 36: What’s Santa’s favorite type of pizza?
Deep-pan, crisp, and even.
Conclusion
As the holiday season rolls around, laughter is one of the best gifts you can give. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with friends, family, or colleagues, they’re sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. From snowmen to Santa, each joke on this Christmas calendar offers a lighthearted moment of joy. So go ahead, print these out, and make each day leading up to Christmas a little more fun! Whether young or old, there’s something here for everyone to enjoy during the most wonderful time of the year.