Thanksgiving is a time for family, food, and fun. While the adults gather around the main table to discuss everything from the weather to politics, the kids often find themselves at their own table, looking for ways to entertain themselves. What better way to keep the little ones giggling than with some light-hearted jokes? This article presents 37 Thanksgiving-themed jokes specifically tailored for kids, guaranteed to bring smiles and laughter during your holiday celebrations.
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
2. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, Google, Google!”
3. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peckan pie!
5. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving!
6. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now!”
7. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
Because it was a real turkey baster!
8. What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
9. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing-wing!
10. Why did the turkey refuse to eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
11. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
12. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
13. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
14. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners!
15. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and beak!
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16. What did the turkey say to the pumpkin?
“Thanks for all the stuffing!”
17. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A funny bird!
18. Why do you never see turkeys hiding?
Because they’re always spotted!
19. What did the turkey say to the farmer?
“Thanksgiving is for the birds!”
20. How do turkeys get ready for a party?
They prepare their best “gobble” and dance!
21. What did one turkey say to another on Thanksgiving?
“Let’s get this party cooking!”
22. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick!
23. Why don’t turkeys like to play cards?
Because they’re afraid of cheaters!
24. What do you call a turkey that can play the piano?
A turkey pianist!
25. Why was the turkey so proud?
Because it was a feather in its cap!
26. What did the turkey do when it won the lottery?
It went on a “gobble-ment” spending spree!
27. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to dinner?
Because it was traveling to “gobble-land”!
28. What did the chef say to the turkey?
“You’re just too stuffed to care!”
29. How do you know a turkey is an optimist?
It’s always looking ahead!
30. Why did the turkey join a gym?
To get in shape for Thanksgiving!
31. What’s a turkey’s favorite drink?
A “gobble” of apple cider!
32. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field, just like a turkey!
33. What did the turkey say to the pie?
“Are you going to let me be the main dish?”
34. Why was the turkey a great storyteller?
Because it always had a lot of “tales” to share!
35. What did the turkey say to the cranberry sauce?
“Let’s stick together!”
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite holiday movie?
“Gobble-ween!”
37. Why was the turkey so excited about Thanksgiving?
Because it was the ultimate “feather-raising” experience!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is a time to cherish the moments spent with family and friends, and what better way to add a little humor to the gathering than with these jokes? Kids will love sharing these funny lines with each other and the adults at the table. By keeping the atmosphere light and joyful, everyone can enjoy a memorable Thanksgiving celebration. So, get ready to hear giggles and laughter echoing around the table as these Thanksgiving kids’ table jokes take center stage!
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