Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and of course, food. The preparation for a Thanksgiving meal can be both exciting and overwhelming. To lighten the mood during your meal planning, here are 40 thanksgiving meal planning jokes that capture the spirit of the holiday while adding a sprinkle of humor to your kitchen chaos. From turkey troubles to pie puns, these jokes are perfect for sharing with loved ones or saving for a quiet moment in the kitchen.
1. What do you call a stuffed animal?
A turkey that’s fully booked!
2. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
3. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A comedi-gobbler!
4. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
5. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
6. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving dinner!
7. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
Stuffed pumpkin pie!
8. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
9. How can you tell if a turkey is a good musician?
It has great drumsticks!
10. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, gobble, gobble!”
11. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
12. Why did the chef get kicked out of the Thanksgiving dinner?
He kept bringing up old thyme!
13. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d be turning in his gravy!”
14. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
15. What do you call a turkey that loves to play the piano?
A turkey-tuner!
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16. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
17. What did the turkey do when it won the lottery?
It went on a gravy train!
18. Why did the turkey get a date for Thanksgiving?
He was a real “gobble” getter!
19. How do you know if a turkey is good at poker?
It always has a few tricks up its sleeve!
20. Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners!
21. What’s a turkey’s favorite music genre?
Anything with a good beat—especially “gobble” and blues!
22. Why did the turkey get a gig as a comedian?
It knew how to deliver punchlines!
23. What did the turkey bring to the Thanksgiving feast?
Stuffing for everyone!
24. Why did the turkey become an actor?
It was great at playing roles!
25. What’s the turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick, of course!
26. How do you know if a turkey is a wise one?
It always gives “poultry” advice!
27. Why did the turkey get a promotion?
It was outstanding in its field!
28. What do you call a turkey on the run?
Fast food!
29. How does a turkey get its exercise?
By running around the dinner table!
30. What did one turkey say to the other at Thanksgiving?
“Don’t worry, we’ll make it through this together!”
31. What do you call a clever turkey?
A “thinker” bird!
32. Why did the turkey fail its driving test?
Because it couldn’t find its way around the “gobble” loop!
33. How did the turkey win the race?
It used a “gobble” engine!
34. What do you call a turkey that loves to tell stories?
A gobble-narrator!
35. Why did the turkey get a job in advertising?
It was great at “pitching” ideas!
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The “gobble” shuffle!
37. Why did the turkey go to the party?
To get “plucked” up!
38. What did the turkey say to its fans?
“I’m just here for the applause and gravy!”
39. How do you fix a broken turkey?
With a turkey-tape!
40. What did the turkey say to the chef?
“Thanks for the stuffing, but I prefer it unstuffed!”
Conclusion
As you gather around the table this Thanksgiving, remember that laughter is an essential ingredient in any feast. These jokes can serve as a delightful icebreaker or a way to relieve some holiday stress. Share them with family and friends, and enjoy the humor that comes with the holiday spirit. Thanksgiving is more than just a meal; it’s a time for connections, gratitude, and fun. Embrace the joy of cooking and the laughter it can bring. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your holiday be filled with love, laughter, and lots of delicious food!
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