Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and plenty of laughter. As we gather around the table to celebrate and give thanks, adding a fun element like Thanksgiving Bingo can elevate the festivities. Not only does it keep everyone entertained, but it also invites a spirit of friendly competition. To make your Bingo game even more enjoyable, we’ve compiled a list of 43 hilarious Thanksgiving bingo jokes. These jokes will surely bring smiles and laughter, making your Thanksgiving gathering unforgettable.
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
3. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
4. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
He wanted to be a hot drumstick!
5. What do you call a stuffed animal that tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
6. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d be turning over in his gravy!
7. Why don’t turkeys like to play poker?
Because they are afraid of the ketchup!
8. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
9. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
10. How do you make a turkey float?
Put a turkey in a glass of root beer!
11. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the Thanksgiving dinner?
He was being a little too corny!
12. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
13. Why did the turkey cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
14. What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack!
15. Why did the Thanksgiving turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
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16. What do you call a turkey with a 12-inch beak?
A gobbler!
17. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
18. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A funny bird!
19. What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
You make me feel so sweet!
20. How do you know if a turkey is smart?
It’s got its head in the clouds!
21. What is a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and seek!
22. Why did the turkey run away from the dinner table?
He was afraid of being roasted!
23. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food!
24. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
R&B (Roast and Bake)!
25. Why was the turkey in the pop band?
Because it was always on the “drumstick”!
26. What did the turkey say to the chef?
Don’t get your feathers ruffled!
27. How do you greet a turkey?
With a gobble and a hug!
28. Why did the turkey get a timeout?
Because it was acting fowl!
29. What do you call a turkey who loves to eat?
A gravy train!
30. Why don’t turkeys ever get lost?
Because they always follow the breadcrumbs!
31. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise?
Gobble squats!
32. Why did the turkey take a nap?
It was tired from all the stuffing!
33. What did the turkey say to the vegetable?
Lettuce be friends!
34. Why was the turkey so proud?
Because it was a little stuffed!
35. What do you call a turkey that loves to sing?
A melody gobbler!
36. Why was the turkey at the bar?
To get some feathers for his drink!
37. What do you call a turkey on a treadmill?
A fit bird!
38. Why did the turkey go to school?
To improve its “gobble”-ary skills!
39. What’s a turkey’s favorite game show?
“The Price is Right”—because it loves a good deal!
40. Why did the turkey fail its driving test?
Because it couldn’t find the right lane!
41. What did the turkey say to the plate?
I’m your stuffing buddy!
42. What’s a turkey’s favorite movie?
“The Fast and the Fowl-ious”!
43. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase?
It was traveling for the holiday!
Conclusion
Thanksgiving is all about bringing joy and laughter to your gathering. Incorporating these Thanksgiving Bingo jokes can create a lighthearted atmosphere and make your celebration even more memorable. As you share these jokes, you’ll be sure to see smiles all around the table. Whether you’re playing Bingo or just enjoying a family dinner, these jokes are a perfect way to celebrate the spirit of Thanksgiving. Enjoy your holiday, and may your Thanksgiving be filled with love, laughter, and great food!
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