Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and feasting, but it can also be a great opportunity for humor. One fun way to inject some laughter into your gathering is by using place cards that feature jokes. These light-hearted quips not only entertain but also serve as great conversation starters. Below, you’ll find a collection of 40 unique Thanksgiving-themed jokes perfect for your place cards.
1. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google!”
2. Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
3. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Wobble pie!
4. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
5. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
6. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
7. What do you call a stuffed turkey?
A gobbler!
8. Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
9. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing wing!
10. Why did the turkey go to the party?
To spice things up!
11. What do you call a turkey with a bandage?
A turkey with a boo-boo!
12. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the band?
It kept playing the wrong notes!
13. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
14. How do you know if a turkey is a good musician?
It has great taste in drumsticks!
15. Why did the chef bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because they wanted to reach the high notes!
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16. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A funny gobbler!
17. What did the turkey say to its friends?
“Let’s get stuffed!”
18. Why was the turkey so good at baseball?
Because it always ran home!
19. What do you call a turkey who loves to dance?
A jiggy turkey!
20. Why did the turkey get a ticket?
For using foul language!
21. What did the mother turkey say to her child?
“Don’t be a turkey, be yourself!”
22. How do you make a turkey float?
You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
23. What did the turkey say when it was offered a piece of pie?
“Pie are square!”
24. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so relaxed?
Because it had a lot of stuffing to do!
25. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultrygeist!
26. Why do turkeys love the holiday season?
Because they can finally take a break from work!
27. What do you call a turkey that tells the truth?
A straight gobbler!
28. Why did the turkey get a job at the bakery?
Because it wanted to make some dough!
29. What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and seek, but they always get caught!
30. Why did the turkey break up with the chicken?
Because it was too cooped up!
31. What do you call a turkey who writes songs?
A feathered composer!
32. How do turkeys keep their feathers in shape?
They do wing-ups!
33. Why did the turkey go to school?
To improve its “poultry” education!
34. What do you call a turkey that loves to play cards?
A turkey poker!
35. How do you make a turkey laugh?
You tickle its wattle!
36. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of story?
A gobble-gobble tale!
37. Why did the turkey visit the gym?
To get pumped for Thanksgiving!
38. What do you get when you ask a turkey for a joke?
A feather-brained punchline!
39. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
It was already stuffed!
40. What did the turkey say to the farmer?
“Thank you for the feed, it’s been a real treat!”
Conclusion
Incorporating these Thanksgiving place cards jokes can create a lively atmosphere at your gathering. Not only do they entertain your guests, but they also encourage laughter and joy during a season meant for gratitude. As you set the table and prepare for the feast, consider how humor can enhance the overall experience. After all, sharing laughter is one of the ultimate ways to connect with family and friends. Enjoy your Thanksgiving and remember: a little humor goes a long way!
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